One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.The doctor examines him and asks him 'OK, what happened to your back?' The patient replies 'You know that I work for a local night club?Thismorning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.As I looked downfrom the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back'.
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said 'My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you? 'He replied, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while now .
Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and wasrunning late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
The doctor said 'My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you? 'He replied, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while now .
Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and wasrunning late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patientsdo.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, 'What the hell happened to you.....?''Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor.
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